I would actually start every speech with “OK, you inbreds, let me fucking put it to you straight. First of all I’d like to thank everyone for not jerking off to American Idol and watching me for 5 minutes. Second of all, the end is not just near, it’s happening right now.
—Ron Bennington, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), May 11th, 2012
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I would only vote for somebody for president now if he fucking came on TV, and I see that he’d been crying, and he just says “there’s no hope. I’ve seen the numbers. I’ve talked to enough people to know this is hopeless. The people who die quickly in the first wave will be the lucky ones.
—Ron Bennington, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), May 11th, 2012
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Parks & Rec - Underground Season 4 Sneak Webisode
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Ron Bennington deconstructs the Wizard of Oz.
Not only does he perform what are probably the best interviews on radio, but Ron Bennington is an absolute genius of comedy.
Well who wants to skip, though, when you’re running it? Let’s face it: the worst thing about church is you fucking watching somebody else do a fucking bit. When you’re fucking standing up, and everyone is looking at you, and you’re like “Yes. God spoke to me, and he likes me better than everybody here. By the way, see this hat? I could fucking put an eye out with it.
—Ron Bennington, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), April 12th, 2012
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We could change the name from “The United States of America” to “Prison Riot.” Because it’s how we’ve been acting lately.
—Ron Bennington, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), March 23rd, 2012
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